alex is the name. manrique is what they call me. follow me because i think i'm funny.

swlft:

i hope Jennifer Lawrence doesn’t apologise tbh i hope she says what a wrong and disgusting thing it was that someone hacked her and stole her private photos

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9 hours ago

luxwing:

you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like

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(via hollydontgolightly)

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11 hours ago

gerardave:

i sped up i don’t care by fall out boy and im having a freakign heart attack

(via glitterpenises)

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11 hours ago
*male celebrity gets his nudes leaked*
everyone:oh my gOOOOD WHERE CAN I SEE MORE IM GONNA DIE THIS IS SO HOT !1111!
*female celebrity gets her nudes leaked*
everyone:ok but why did she even take those pics,.... she was asking for it lol
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12 hours ago

youngangelinajolie:

tomlintrash:

listen…….everyone fuckin likes larry why do yall gotta fake this shit….EVeryONE lowkey likes larry

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(via glitterpenises)

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12 hours ago
college:Why should we accept you
me:*raps the entire verse of anaconda and laughs nicki's nasty laugh flawlessly*
college:damn son you in
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12 hours ago

shadesandgoldbullets:

rickytee:

recoverykitty:

Morning guys. I hope you remember today that if you slip up you can restart your day at any time. You don’t have to wait til the next day to start over. Just sit down, breathe for a few minutes, and start again. 

I like this. I really like this.

Reading this everyday for the weeks to come.

(via flipthe-switch)

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12 hours ago

MY ANACONDA DON’T

MY ANACONDA DON’T

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jankyass:

“Hello?”

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“Hi Nicki. It’s Beyonce Giselle Knowles-Carter of the House of Dereon aka King B aka America’s National Treasure with skin and soul as pure and as white as a fresh Winter Morning aka Sasha Fierce aka The Second Coming. How you livin’?

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“actually my name’s Ka-“

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“Listen Jessie J, I know we’ve both said and done some things we’re not proud of but I’d like to take this opportunity to extend an olive branch. You see, my Grammy warehouse is being relocated from the Cayman Islands to the large and  wide open spaces of Rihanna’s forehead, and I was wondering if maybe you’d like to house-sit some of my Grammys and maybe even keep one. How does that sound?

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“WOW! REALLY?! MY FIRST GRAMMY!? BEYONCE YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE!! Except please know that my name is Ka-“

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“You’re right. I shouldn’t have and I won’t. How’s that for some Beautiful Liar shit, Bitch? Eat a dick heaux. Have fun living in Gaga’s shadow for the remaining 2 of your 15 minutes. I gotta go, we’re upgrading Blue Ivy to iOS 7 today.*click*”

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-Epilogue-

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(via westbor0baptistchurch)

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