thorsicle: oedipus came in and out of the same vagina
rumour: has it
partybarackisinthehousetonight: [preschool teacher voice] sticks and stones may break my bones but…. [preschool student voice] chains and whips excite me
radical-illusion: theyellowbrickroad: when i was 14 i was really against drugs but all of my friends were into getting high so i went to whole foods and bought empty pill capsules and filled them with sugar and told my friends that it was a new drug named pax imported from africa and that my other friends older brother gave them to me and my friends pretended like they got high off of the...
mrotiski: international cut your hair like your icon day how screwed are you according to the person i’m reblogging this from VERY SCREWED!
harrysbabygirl816: palstagram: OH GOD HE PRETENDS TO EAT HER HAND AND THEN KISSES HER CHEEK I’M THROWING MYSELF INTO A VOLCANO Right behind you.. good. gives me a better chance of getting with him
ectoproctologist: timothydelaghetto: defuzzification: entertainingwealthybitches: 90sdefect: ghdos: the4mat: andross: Are people really mad about Leonardo DiCaprio saying nigga in Djago? He was playing a slave owner in the South during the mid-1800’s. The hell you want him to say? “young black man” “African American chap” “Young Brutha” “beautiful chocolate fellows” ...
xelamanrique: Remember when the Zoey 101 writers fucked us over by making Zoey move to London but then she found out Chase likes her so she goes back to PCA but Chase left PCA to go to London to be with Zoey and everything was just
vvaddles: theselener: vvaddles: would u rather eat a pound of bricks or a matter baby?? whats a matter baby nothing sweetie whats a matter with you??
me when I first got my tumblr: *cries because I don't know what to do*
me now: *cries because this is all I do*
I wonder if Netflix is going to notice how many...
because-youll-never-know: ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT HOW THE NEW ARRESTED DEVELOPMENTS COME OUT TOMORROW?!
Reason #37163 why Harry is not in Ravenclaw
Seamus: Eye of rabbit, harp string hum, turn this water into rum...
Harry: What's Seamus trying to do to that glass of water?
WHAT IN THE BLOODY FUCK DO YOU THINK HE'S TRYING TO DO?
disney-pixars: When I was a kid, I always thought I’d be just like Kim Possible. Turns out, I am Wade.
igor13guedes: a-ckleholic: gtaire: r u ever scared to walk past a group of teenagers even though you are also a teenager r u ever scared to walk past a group of people even though you are also a people ( you are A People)?
onoasa: jeffersonstarshipshavethetardis: okay so we know about jesus when he’s a baby, and jesus when he’s an adult, but does the bible ever mention his rebellious teenager years? ‘jesus, go feed the donkey.’ ‘yOU’RE NOT MY REAL FATHER’ the ground shakes a little, and a voice comes down from the sky ‘do what your stepfather says you little shit’