alex is the name. manrique is what they call me. follow me because i think i'm funny.

digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

(via parasailin-sarahpalin)

Notes
129360
Posted
5 hours ago

peniscruncher:

dusknoirs:

who was the asshole that decided tattoos looked unprofessional 

the generation that did is dying out so don’t worry

(Source: daftvunk, via rach-hellg)

Notes
235191
Posted
5 hours ago

magnezone:

don’t get it twisted like i respect bugs for being the best they can be in spite of their specific assigned flesh prisons and their ecological significance but they need to stay the fuck away from me 

(via awkwardvagina)

Notes
83564
Posted
5 hours ago

antisjwyellowfang:

Just your daily reminders:

  • Racists are a problem
  • White people are not
  • Homophobes are a problem
  • Straight people are not
  • Transphobes are a problem
  • Cis people are not
  • Sexists are a problem
  • Men are not

And most importantly,

  • Hating an innocent person solely because of their race, sexuality, or gender makes you a fucking asshole

(Source: antifeministyellowfang, via nonifruit)

Notes
200293
Posted
5 hours ago

nicolebyer:

blowyonce:

Anaconda / BEYONCÉ  : Analogies

Also smart and real.

Notes
1862
Posted
5 hours ago

moshquitoes:

bovveredforsooth:

Daddy came home from work today. 

Everyone needs this on their dash.

I think I’m going to cry

(Source: soveryprettyinpink, via carpe-diem-alm)

Notes
420525
Posted
5 hours ago

snlofficial:

kourtney looks like she was waiting all day for kim to ask a stupid question

(Source: keepingupwiththegifs, via reginasmom)

Notes
479448
Posted
5 hours ago
succuglee:

Um what the fuck is this shit?

HOW MUCH FUCKING GLEE DID I MISS THAT LED TO THIS SITUATION?

succuglee:

Um what the fuck is this shit?

HOW MUCH FUCKING GLEE DID I MISS THAT LED TO THIS SITUATION?

Notes
112
Posted
5 hours ago

ffractal:

sxrreal:

When I say “please don’t take a picture of me” it’s not because I’m being bitchy and stubborn, it’s because if I see that picture I will seriously feel so bad about myself and think I am the ugliest thing on earth and sink a little deeper into self consciousness and hatred.

thank you

and before anyone says anything about selfies- those are controlled photos. 

(via pulping-fiction)

Notes
249783
Posted
5 hours ago

The Hemsworth brothers doing ice bucket challenge for ALS.
Chris Hemsworth [x]
Liam Hemsworth [x][x]

(Source: genuhsiis, via football-sucks)

Notes
3191
Posted
5 hours ago

huntersnetv2:

GET THIS OUT OF MY LIFE

(Source: weloveshortvideos.com, via louisandantoinette)

Notes
183717
Posted
5 hours ago

shamitomita:

cyberho:

Dick riding IS NOT a form of transportation!!!!!!!! 

not with that attitude

(via maryannnee)

Notes
107722
Posted
5 hours ago
TotallyLayouts has Tumblr Themes, Twitter Backgrounds, Facebook Covers, Tumblr Music Player and Tumblr Follower Counter