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buttspectre:

why would you want to be an offensive stereotype for Halloween

when u can be

this

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(Source: pinkhairedgoddess, via hi)

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svveden:

svveden:

what do you call a sphere full of idiots

earth

(via tastywolfstud)

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art-of-whore:

Today in a debate I told the entire class the friendzone doesn’t exist and three boys gasped like I told them their parents had died

(via toomanywordsnotenoughsilence)

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onlyblackgirl:

meohellokitty:

onlyblackgirl:

shinygays:

lady gaga’s dog is wearing my college tuition around her neck

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Watch that dog get robbed real quick.

…can you rob an animal?

If i see it on the street we gone find out. 

(via unsuccessfulmetalbenders)

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56 minutes ago

xgenepositive:

nosdrinker:

no dog should ever be homeless

no home should ever be dogless

(Source: nosdrinker, via thundersucklefuzz)

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1 hour ago

supamuthafuckinvillain:

This makes me extremely content.

(Source: vinebox, via timidataina)

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1 hour ago

smaug-official:

puvie:

airagorncharda:

ilikefancysocks:

baby-in-a-trenchcoat-221b:

imanerd-whatofit:

EVERY

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GIRL’S

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CRAZYimage

‘BOUT

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A

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SHARP

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DRESSED

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MAN

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God damn it Misha

UNLESS

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THEY’RE

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CRAZY

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'BOUT

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A

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SHARP

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DRESSED

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WOMAN

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Asexuals just crazy about the tailoring 

(via toomanywordsnotenoughsilence)

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1 hour ago

I’m so tired of seeing so much hate for Iggy Azalea because I feel so guilty for liking her music 😢😢 also there’s like nothing left to reblog because iggy hate is all i ever see

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1 hour ago

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

(via 2gayyy-2functionnn)

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1 hour ago
Mother:*sings along to the radio* Who dat who dat? I-g-g-y~
baby:b...b-...
Mother:*stops*...Your first words!
baby:B-B...
Mother:C'mon sweetie, you c--
baby:BE QUIET TIFFANY
Mother:W-...W-
Baby:NEVER IN MY LIFE HAVE I YELLED AT A GIRL LIKE THIS I WAS ROOTING FOR YOU WE WERE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU HOW DARE YOU
Mother:I-I--
Baby:YOU DONT KNOW WHERE THE HELL I COME FROM YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH BUT I AM NOT A VICTIM, I GROW FROM IT AND I LEARN
Mother:...
Baby:TAKE RESPONSIBILITY FOR YOURSELF
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1 hour ago

gravedancerx:

Okay so here’s my problem, everyone on the internet is just slamming Iggy Azalea calling her racist, homophobic, and what not. And here’s the deal: she probably is. But guess what? She’s lived half of her life in the United States so if it’s anyone’s fault it’s the society she grew up around.

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1 hour ago

taco-bell-rey:

When you finally get to piss after waiting for hours

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(via hi)

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