alex is the name. manrique is what they call me. follow me because i think i'm funny.

yoncevevo:

cause we a-listers, we paid sisters, this watch right here dun phased blizzards, i confess i woke up li dih, all this drink in my cuh li dis, all this ass on that ***flawless dick, instagram anotha ***flawless pic, ***flawless city with these ***flawless titties, i got all these hundreds, u got all them fifties

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draggedqueens:

thickneyspears:

Ariana Grandes Impact


"dis bitch stole my look"
"imma have to kill her after PE today"

draggedqueens:

thickneyspears:

Ariana Grandes Impact

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"dis bitch stole my look"

"imma have to kill her after PE today"

(via ruinedchildhood)

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Behind the scenes on Chris Pratt's shoot for the July/August edition of Men’s Fitness [x]

(Source: peterquill, via aheartandreason)

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andrewlx:

turbotwintastic:

your move, Nickelodeon. 

SHAAAAADDEEE

(Source: deborahsfrench, via officialname)

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fionagoddess:

Jessica Lange | American Horror Story (2011-14)

(via thefaceofjake)

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disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

disposable-spleen:

To get that hairdo surgically removed, I hope

(Source: unfollowthisblogitisaspamblog, via taken-to-you)

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john-egbertholdt:

DOES ANYONE THINK THAT OCTOBER HAS A CERTAIN SMELL AND YOU JUST CANT EXPLAIN IT BUT YOU JUST KNOW THE SCENT OF OCTOBER AND IT GETS SO STRONG ON HALLOWEEN

I PROBABLY SOUND INSANE BUT I CANT POSSIBLY BE THE ONLY ONE

(via taken-to-you)

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Songs 1D didn’t sing on tour

punkassliam:

Up All Night

  • Same Mistakes
  • Another World
  • Stole my Heart
  • I Should’ve Kissed You
  • Taken

Take Me Home

  • They Don’t Know About Us
  • Truly Madly Deeply 
  • Irresistible 
  • Nobody Compares 
  • Still The One
  • Magic

Where We Are

  • Half A heart
  • Does He Know?
  • Something Great

(via vexitious)

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ohyesmarvel:

How I thought Guardians of the Galaxy will be:

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How it actually was:image

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thegeekydancer:

Before seeing Guardians of the Galaxy:

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After seeing Guardians of the Galaxy:

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

basileus-omniworks:

misha-bawlins:

This drink I like it. Another!

I love how quickly he readjusts to the culture so foreign to him. Like, he does not even protest or try to explain this is how it’s done in Asgard so it’s how it SHOULD be done because he’s a mighty god and stuff. He’s just like “but I… oh I see smashing mugs is not a custom here. I’m sorry I won’t do it again :( “

A lot of people could learn from this.

Tourists everywhere on earth need to learn from Thor’s example…

(Source: maxmff, via flappinflapjack)

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