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elliotfriar:

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

elliotfriar:

this is the funniest thing i’ve seen all day

(via obsessions25)

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Anonymous asked: How do I get cute boys to like me


Answer:

navel:

buy them pizza

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"I don’t like musicals because they’re all way too happy"

earloffabulousness:

im

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sorry

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but

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you’ve

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got

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to

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have

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a better

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reason. like seriously 

(via swanand-minotaur)

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eggito:

eggito:

me: hey accept me into your school

college: whats ur gpa

me: 4.20

college: youre in

it just struck me that a 4.20 is actually a really good gpa and a lot of colleges would probably accept u for it

(via princesshaleynicole)

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tyleroakley:

This video is my religion.

(Source: chriscanandwill, via freddiehamilton)

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mustaine:

not all ‘old’ music is good and not all ‘new’ music is bad so get your head out of your ass

(Source: deldeaux, via obsessions25)

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guy:

mediocr:

If you hate puppies you are a serial killer

if you hate cereal you are a puppy killer

(via princesshaleynicole)

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Anonymous asked: tell us your most embarrassing story


Answer:

jesusinc:

jesusinc:

So a while back i was at this party and i was the first girl to arrive and there were like 20 guys already there, we were all siting around, having a beer and whatnot when the dj arrived. So all the guys went out the front of the house to help set up the dj gear and it was just me sitting there alone in the backyard for like 5 minuets. I stood up to go follow them bc i was getting really bored when i realized something, my period had gone through my white pants and stained the while chair, i was humiliated, i had no idea what to do, i could hear the guys were coming back and i had to do something quick, time was running out. So i grabbed the chair, ran like 10 meters and threw it over the fence into the neighboring yard, i quickly walked back and tied my jacket around my waist. The guys soon returned and didn’t suspect a thing, i am amazing.

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australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

almost everyone on tumblr has had enough of this shit.

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

almost everyone on tumblr has had enough of this shit.

(via lesshumanmoretimelord)

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hisgirlanna:

syberwuff:

flawless-babe:

luusting:

anarchistantichristasshole:

FOREVER REBLOG

I HAVE TO REBLOG THIS HOMYGOD. LMFAO.

lmao i love this soo much

I have to reblog this again. I love it so much.

(Source: truly--deeply, via mega-cra-zy-vib-es)

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Anonymous asked: How do dick pics make u feel?


Answer:

ladyironlungs:

the-inspired-lesbian:

This is the fucking funniest thing I have ever seen omfg.

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holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

holyfuckface:

purple-eagle6:

maths-is-sexy:

damnthosewinchesterboys:

found the twelve year old

this is almost as fun as ‘find the vegan’

we are not entertainment clowns. we simply eat healthy. go back to burger king.

i found the vegan

(Source: mysterywrappedinanenigma, via aheartandreason)

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