hi my name is alex and i like to be random... be warned:)

idioticteen:

*trys to hit high note of favorite song*

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(via jokezjokez)

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adriankarl:

you ever wanna fuck the living shit outta somebody but also cook for them and make sure they’re emotionally stable?

(via my4beaux)

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gayseawitch:

lorenzomakesthings:

ranagazoo:

saint-bmo:

anachronizomai:

myfightcomesintothelight:

"You’re the straightest gay guy I kn-"

Don’t.

"You’re not like those other gay people who go to those awful pride para-"

No.

"You’re gay? Then why don’t you hit on me or other gu-"

No.

"I have this other gay friend, you’d be a perfect cou-"

No.

"At least you act norm-"
Stop.

"I’m straight but would you suck my dick for 20 dol-"

Maybe

(Source: furtherdowntheriver, via mirrorcrow)

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the-togepi-man:

queenelsaofarendelleofficial:

allabitofablur:

I’m impressed by Penny’s argument

can the show just be the three of them

It’d be a real improvement

(Source: riddlemetom, via dys-alex-ia)

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vinebox:

We all have that one awkward couple at school

(via niallerturtle)

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skypestripper:

we all used to have 0 followers so don’t be an asshole to people with less followers than you

(via hi)

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jesus:

peklaxdog:

angel:

asian:

ejective:

if lust is a sin and im horny 24/7 does that mean i sin 24/7

I don’t mind sinning more and help you out ;)

you two need jesus

i dont think jesus was into threesomes

you don’t know me

(via sollenituriuroquinonbonumagens)

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andersonismysnifferdog:

castianity-and-kayleigh:

ohhmisha:

Found this on a bulliten board at school.

Unless you’re Adam

andersonismysnifferdog:

castianity-and-kayleigh:

ohhmisha:

Found this on a bulliten board at school.

Unless you’re Adam

(via 13thtimelord)

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happy-avocado:

aye-lemme-whisper-in-yo-ear:

kushdrinker:

have u ever tried to look cool in front of ur friends and u image

i have been laughing at this for 10 minutes straight. 

both his pants and underwear came off how did he even manage

(via niallerturtle)

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officialannakendrick:

sextronautt:

y’all react to the word sex the way dogs react to the word walk

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(via loveactually09)

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absinthecake:

When people ask how you’re doing at the end of the semester

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(via niallerturtle)

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