hi my name is alex and i'm a alchoholic.

wanksclub:

me as hell

(Source: vine.co, via patarnon)

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high-school-fling:

spicy-vagina-tacos:

freezerburnt-capsicle:

dontbeanassbutt:

boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful

jeez, that pun was hard for me to swallow

penis

thanks for your contribution

(via outofsight-outtamind)

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staythatswhatimeanttosay:

Oh, good. The Fifty Shades movie. I don’t know what I am more excited about seeing realized on film— the romanticized abuse, the uninteresting email banter complete with anguish over winky smilies, or the tampon scene.

Wonder who they cast as her inner goddess.

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Public Service Announcement

Tomorrow we must find shelter because we’re gonna deal with a natural disaster tomorrow… the Fifty Shades of Grey fandom 😱

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helioscentrifuge:

intersectionalfeminism:

sailinginthetea:

there-was-a-girl:

manhatingmermaid:

Audrey says “fuck your gender roles”

This movie is super underrated.

Audrey is so underrated. How can you not love her?

I have a love-hate relationship with this movie.
On one hand it’s got awesome PoC characters who defy racial and gender stereotypes. It also discusses colonialism and how people tend to destroy indigenous cultures to obtain land and resources (which is why the crew ultimately decided a to pretend they never found Atlantis because they don’t want anyone else to try and destroy the culture).
But on the other hand, the whole plot is that Atlantis needs a white, cishet man to save it from extinction and for some reason he understand their culture and language better than they do.

hEY FUCK YOU OKAY
MILO WAS THE ANTITHESIS OF WHITE SAVIOR
HE WAS A NERDY USELESS LITTLE SHIT WHO WAS COWARDLY UNTIL OTHERS FORCED HIM TO ACT
HIS ONLY STRENGTHS WERE HIS MIND AND HIS ETHICS
HE WAS THE PERFECT DUDE FOR THE JOB AND THE REASON HE KNEW BETTER WAS BECAUSE HE RIGOROUSLY STUDIED TEXTS THAT HAD BEEN LOST OR DESTROYED IN ATLANTIS BECAUSE KIDA’S FATHER INTENTIONALLY LET HIS KINGDOM LAPSE INTO DECAY AND OBSCURITY

DO NOT PULL THAT WHITE SAVIOUR BULLSHIT BECAUSE MILO WAS A DAMN GOOD DUDE

(Source: stelmarias, via mmc028)

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irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

irishwolfling:

unclefather:

What does this mean

um we’ve all seen hannah montana i think we know what this means

(Source: oprahpinky, via mmc028)

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fhaul:

repeat after me: i am a sexy bitch and no one ruins my 2014

(Source: fhauly, via notasloot)

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wildcets:

when you do something embarrassing in front of a lot of people

image

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tan-the-man:

themajesticalnarwhal:

He looks so strange without the mustache. 

You mean damn fine.

(Source: spilled-weed, via rach-hellg)

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alreadyniall:

when you’re at home alone and you hear something moving

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is that lorde?

(via taken-to-you)

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isaadlahey:

Honest Trailers - Divergent (x)

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