how come we can’t eat Pizza Hut? “because taylor works at Marco’s and we get discounts there.”

how come i have to park in the guest parking lot? “because taylor is sleeping and we can’t wake him up to move his car.”

how come we can’t go to FL State Fiar? “because Taylor has military discount to Busch Gardens and it’s the same” btw IT’S FUCKING NOT!

god i fucking hate my brother.